Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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