So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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