sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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