office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
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I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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