4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
