You work out of a Hotel?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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