Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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