I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
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