He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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