Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I need a beard to bite.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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