she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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