Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
