Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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