Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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