Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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