I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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