it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
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The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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