i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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