Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
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Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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