I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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