I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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