Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
