All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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