She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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