dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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