Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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