ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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