i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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You. Win. At. Life.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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