I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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