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what?
penguin condom
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
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her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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