Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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