If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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