Her vagina should come with caution tape.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
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Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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