I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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