we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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