how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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