Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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