Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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