My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
i out mim tonsoeep
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