If i come over, it means nothing
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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