i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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