Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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