I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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