Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
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Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize