I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
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I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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