I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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