My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I just want to make out with him forever
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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