i was rollin on her like bob the builder
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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