just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
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As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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