Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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