508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Plan B is the new Plan A
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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