Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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