plz talk dirty to me
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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